jokes about drunk drivers
Comedy Central Jokes - - A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in an...
Comedy Central Jokes - - A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer. "I can't do.
⬇ Download Full VersionComedy Central Jokes - - Two guys get pulled over while drinking and drivin...
Comedy Central Jokes - - Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving. The driver tells his friend, "Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we'll each.
⬇ Download Full VersionComedy Central Jokes - - A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excus...
Comedy Central Jokes - - A policeman stops a motorist and asks, "Excuse me, Sir, have you been drinking?" The motorist says, "Why -- do I got an ugly girl next.
⬇ Download Full VersionIt seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and...
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a.
⬇ Download Full VersionJokes about Drunks. Q: What is a drunk man's idea of a balanced diet? ...
Jokes about Drunks. Q: What is a drunk man's idea of a balanced diet? . From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this absolutely true.
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Jokes about Alcohol. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol. You lost me at "non-alcoholic" My girlfriend told me her.
⬇ Download Full VersionDrunk Driving Joke. Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop p...
Drunk Driving Joke. Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a.
⬇ Download Full VersionThe "Environmental Engineering News" published some rather soberi...
The "Environmental Engineering News" published some rather sobering information about punishment for drunk driving convictions in other countries.
⬇ Download Full VersionThree guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat d...
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting.
⬇ Download Full VersionTequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only ...
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward. One-liner has % from
⬇ Download Full VersionThe cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop s...
The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says: "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk.
⬇ Download Full VersionI realize this is a joke but I really hope that guy got hit by a drunk driv...
I realize this is a joke but I really hope that guy got hit by a drunk driver and died a few days later. There's a difference between wordplay, which.
⬇ Download Full VersionDrunk driver joke. David's car is swerving all over the road so a poli...
Drunk driver joke. David's car is swerving all over the road so a police officer pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the officer, “I am going to need you to take.
⬇ Download Full Version“No, your driving was perfect”, the policeman replies. “It was the ugly fat...
“No, your driving was perfect”, the policeman replies. “It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away.” More drinking jokes.
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Drunk Driving Funny Picture [ More Funny Pictures: Explore Funny Drunk Pictures, Funny Photos, and more! .. I live cheesy jokes like this. They make me.
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